Need a chuckle!

[myerslemon]

Anybody got any good real estate jokes to tell?

[Dan Connolly]

Well this isn't a real estate joke. But I think its hilarious. An agent named Benhasfor Quidsintruc had this in his signature on another forum:

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I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline.
Got a call center in Pakistan.
Told them I was suicidal...

They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

[Don Price REALTOR]

Shame on us for laughing!!

[Max]

That is funny Matt told me one today:

A man was robbing a bank. After he was done, he turned around to the customers crowd and asked the first guy in line: - "did you see me robbing this bank?". The guy answered - "yes". The robber pulled out a gun and shot the guy. He walked over to the next man and asked him the same sticking gun to his head. The man calmly answered - "No, but my wife did."...